Here it is, everybody!
Next time you're writing
an article or a story or a blog post:
don't use the politically incorrect "she"
don't use the politically incorrect "he"
don't use the totally confusing "they"
write "s/he" and nobody on earth
will ever again be able criticize you!
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I like to use sentence-completion to discover what I've been thinking about without knowing it. If you'd like to try this for yourself, re-start each sentence on a piece of paper and finish it, OK?

3 Things I have lost..........

3 Things I have forgotten..........

3 Things I wish I understood..........

3 Things I still hope to find..........

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July 25 = National Day Of The American Cowboy

I don't think there's a boy or a man on earth, who hasn't at one time or another, dreamt of being an American Cowboy. I don't know what that dream represents. Perhaps it is the image of a strong and independent person who is a man of unshakable integrity. Like that Sheriff in the movie High Noon? It's an image of individual power coupled with human kindness. It's above all, an image of decency. Of honor. And of extreme courage in the face of adversity. No other man in any other nation on earth, contains this image. And even though it is a fantasy-image in movies, it has a powerful base in reality.

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"Turn on ALL the HOT water-forcets in your home, let them run for 5 minutes, then turn them off again, starting with the one you turned on first.
If you do this once a month, you'll NEVER need any kind of chemical products!"

Guess what?
I did it, and
the really weird
noise is gone!
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LUMINOUS
SIMPLICITY
2
Last week, while driving on the highway and listening to the radio, I received some valuable information from the announcer, who explained that if we counted to 5 during the thunderstorm we were both experiencing at that time, we could make doubly sure that we weren't going to get hit by lightening.....if instead of simply counting till 5 - which is the old way - we did that counting thisaway:

1 - Mississippy
2 - Mississippy
3 - Mississippy
4 - Mississippy
5 - Mississippy

Guess what?
Neither one of us
got hit by lightening!

I'm joking....I'm joking.
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LUMINOUS
SIMPLICITY
3
Carl Jung discovered that individuals who repeatedly presented themselves as being very much one kind of person:
i.e. A VICTIM
usually turned out to be the exact opposite:
i.e. AN ABUSER
A Cambridge Police Officer had the unfortunate experience of proving Jung's theory, when he arrested what he'd been told was a home-invader, and was then subjected to the most extreme ABUSE from a world-class, racist VICTIM.....after which this miniscule event got worse and worse
while
LUMINOUS SIMPLICITY
morphed into
DARKNESS VISIBLE.
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like a question
wrapped inside
a mystery
trying to become
an enigma
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Psychiatrists agree, that when you find yourself clinging to a
DeadHealthCarePlan
your best strategy is to just plain allow it to remain dead
and to use your energy for more important matters.

Our Congress and our White House seem to dream about
more advanced strategies, however:

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They dream about lucrative grants to study all
DeadHealthCarePlan
performance modalities
throughout the rest of the world.

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They dream about inventing different kinds of
sick people, so they can then re-designed their
DeadHealthCarePlan
to accommodate them.

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They dream about publicity agents who might
promote a more life-affirming
and accepting attitude towards
DeadHealthCarePlans

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They dream about re-classifying the
DeadHealthCarePlan
as being temporarily living-impaired,
which would support a special fund
to guarantee its future survival.
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Kathleen Sebelius, US Head of Health and Human Services, has announced that the injection of mandatory Swine-flu shots for children, could begin this fall.

I highly recommend that you read this article by
MIKE ADAMS
who edits and maintains
the Natural Health website.
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1
They call Ban-Ki-Moon the "Invisible Man".
He's everywhere, yet nowhere.
He speaks, yet no one hears.
He went to Burma to liberate its democratically-elected leader who's been growing old in a jail, overthere.......but the evil yunta wouldn't even let him visit her, so he quietly returned to the UN in New York.

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And because its Secretary General is "The Invisible Man".......the UN has morphed into an invisible non-entity that has become totally unable to confront even the most extreme human rights abuses being perpetrated in Burma, Zimbabwe, North Korea, Sudan, Iran, and many other nations across the globe.

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The WHO and the FLU and the Swine-Whatever-New,
has become like the Climate crowd, in that it now engages in dire predictions of catastrophic calamities on a global scale, unless we all agree to give them billions of dollars to prevent our demise and to glorify their existence and their visibility.

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The European Union has finally managed to establish a highly reliable and totally free-of-charge source of income, by blackmailing large US Corporations - Intel being their latest victim -
with record-breaking fines in excess of billions of dollars, to pay for the trumped-up crime of
ANTI-COMPETITIVE-BEHAVIOR-PATTERNS.

It's obvious that ever since WW2, Europe has become addicted to free American military protection, and to repeated US financial gifts like the Marshall Plan. This really, really sucks, and I don't understand why our invisible Congress permits America's corporations to be repeatedly abused, like that!

QUESTION:
What's the difference
between EU Pirates
and
Somali Pirates?
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Our economy is never going to recover, if Congress and The White House keep pushing it down with all their completely unwanted and totally unessential changes which will cost yet one more fortune that our bankrupt nation doesn't have!

The American people have been brought to a complete standstill by the resulting loss of income and loss of security. It has destroyed our will, our ability to act, and even our desire to survive the crazy-making schemes of a government that is no longer serving those who elected it, but that now acts instead, to glorify itself at our expense!

STOP SPENDING OUR MONEY
AND LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE!

IF YOU DON"T.......WE'LL
NEVER GO SHOPPING AGAIN!
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The secret of Jimmy Fallon's wonderful way of being, is that he constantly interacts with his band, with his audience, with his guests, with every unexpected calamity, with everyone who helps to produce his show, and with those who come up with a brand-new way of doing things.

Most people are not like that. They find it incredibly threatening to exist in the moment, to change accordingly, and to interact with unplanned and uncontrolled events.

If you take a good look at all the people with whom you work, play, meet for lunch or do a project with, you'll discover that almost all of them have an agenda created by their own emotional, intellectual, or professional needs.......and that nothing you do or say
(trust me: nothing(!)
.....will ever stop them from laying this agenda on you. They don't want to interact with you or with anyone else they meet, and they simply do not wish to change their own behavior patterns in order to adjust themselves to a new situation, a new idea, or a new relationship.

Even individuals who have actually retained you to come up with a brand-new concept or invention, don't really want you to present them with something that was not on their agenda and with which they'd be forced to interact on an unfamiliar level.

Just about everyone you'll ever meet, will turn out to have an agenda, and when someone asks you, "Who was the REAL son of God?".......or "Who is the REAL King of Pop?".......you can be certain that the response they seek, is neither Jesus nor Michael Jackson.

There's no sure way to decide who is what. I just know that when I feel bored and exhausted, I'm with a person who's got an agenda.......and that when I feel alive and creative, I'm with someone who interacts.
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It seems that our President met with a variety of individuals, when visiting Russia, and that one of those, was a fellow named Boris Nemtsov, who wrote this interesting and revealing article for:
NEWSWEEK
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I got annoyed as hell at CNN's Fareed Zakaria, when he interviewed Treasury Secretary Geithner with truly offensive interruptions and contradictions, while repeatedly trying to complete Geithner's sentences with imaginary "gotcha's".
It was nothing but a first-class fool trying in vain, to score against a totally brilliant genius who was incredibly tolerant of the fool's extreme arrogance.
But after that interview, when the fool asked those who'd been watching, to give their opinion about Geithner needing to get fired, I can't even repeat here, what I shouted at him.
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I just discovered this song and thought you might enjoy it too.
It's by:
BILLY CURRINGTON
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Denis Leary, star of "Rescue Me" also heads The Leary Firefighters Foundation in New York City, where he has partially funded and totally inspired, a state-of-the-art, high-rise training center.
Read all about it at:
LEARY FIREFIGHTERS

I love this, don't you?
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Congress is completely "van Lotje getikt".......it's hard to believe, but our elected representatives are actually discussing their intention to permanently ban the use of all tobacco products by our own military personnel.

Why don't WE, THE PEOPLE instruct our Congress to permanently cease and desist from their never-ending attacks against our troops and against the rest of the population.....while at the same time
DOING NOTHING AT ALL
to improve America's disastrous economy?

"Van Lotje Getikt"
is Dutch for being insane
and crazed and allowing oneself
to be directed by a destructive spirit.
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like a feather
stuck in cement
falling
to the bottom
of a canyon
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For a variety of reactions to the continued global-warming-hoax by the G-8 crowd that met in Italy, read:
CLIMATE CHANGE FRAUD
It looks like everyone there, had a really good time futzing around with this gigantic nothingness, and that they were delighted to be able to ignore and to not have to take any kind of action, vis-a-vis some of the more important matters on earth.
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CLAUDIA ROSETTE WRITES:
One of the world's most terrifying sentences, is:
"I'm from the UN, and
I'm here to help you."
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I always wondered - even though it was a truly compassionate gesture - why the Masai Warriors of Kenya, felt such a deep and abiding friendship towards America, that they presented us with 2 of their most prized cattle, after New York's 911 massacre.

Yesterday, I discovered why. In 1956, US Film Director Terence Young went to Africa to film SAFARI.....a Victor Mature movie about the Masai Tribe, which depicted them as the genuinely brave lion-hunters they are. In that film, there were some white guys who were villains, but the Masai were always incredibly heroic and deeply caring individuals.

I imagine that if another country's filmmakers portray you this beautifully, that you'd watch their movie over and over and over......and that you'd feel a deep sense of pride mixed with fondness for those who created that film, so that when a calamity befell them, you'd want to share their sorrow, by sending them what to you, is the most precious gift of all.

It's a wonderful thought, isn't it?
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Sunshine.
The happy laughter of children playing in a dusty, Middle-Eastern street.
Suddenly, dark clouds cover the sun, the street turns grey, and the children are silent now, as a group of 5 Taliban in long white robes and black face masks, line up behind them.
"We're going to cut your heads off.....one by one," says the meanest-looking Taliban, as he pulls an immense, curved saber out of its sheath....."Who wants to be first?"
The children's eyes open wide with terror, while the other 4 Taliban begin to masturbate underneath their white robes, in anticipation of the children's screams.

Soft music, now.
It's Michael Jackson singing "You are not alone."

A US Marine in full battle-gear, slowly walks towards the Taliban who don't see him coming because their backs are turned to him.
The US Marine lifts up his weapon and obliterates all 5
Taliban-monsters with a single sweep of his
arm....then slowly walks away again.

The dark clouds recede, the sun begins to shine, and we once again hear the happy laughter of children playing in a
dusty, Middle-Eastern street.

This happened for real
in Pakistan, last week.
Except.....there was no US Marine
and all the children died.
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I don't know how it started. I think it began about 5 years ago on Austin City Limits, were really lousy bands.....bands so bad, that you simply can't survive listening to them....started to be passed-off as good ones. And the public either couldn't tell the difference, or they just plain didn't give a damn. Anyway.....those who are promoting this shit, have finally found a name for it.
They call it "ART ROCK"!!!

Which, of course, got me to thinking about other names for other kinds of lousy things.

Like: "ART FOOD".....which would be served in really artsy restaurants, where they'd prepare such esoteric dishes as 12 individual green peas stuffed with itty-bitty meatballs.

Or "ART INVESTMENTS" .....oops!.....Bernie Madoff beat me to it!
(did you ever notice his initials?)

How about "ART TV"....which might be a 90-minute camera-close-up of a sidewalk, with once in a while, an ant crawling over it....or a leaf falling down on it.....or a cigarette being tossed near the leaf and another ant now crawling over the cigarette.....

I feel a whole lot better now.
Sometimes, just writing down an annoying
thought will chase it away forever.
So thanks for listening.
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CONSCIOUSNESS
is a kind of effortless awareness
of everything you think, say, and do.

CHOICE
is the taking control of what kind of person you wish
to be, how you want to spend your time, and
who'll be allowed to enter your personal space.

POWER
is knowing that you can choose to change any habits
that have prevented you from being who you really are.

FREEDOM
is to stop living on automatic pilot......to become
authentic, and to thereby discover the tranquility
of being in charge of your own existence.
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The Daily Show is getting better and better. I think it's because President Bush and Stewart's transference-rage against him, are gone. I really appreciated it, this past week, when he held up a newspaper and asked the media if it wasn't about time they stopped headlining Michael Jackson as "Jacko"....now that he died?

All of the Iran-segments by Jason Jones were totally superb!
And John Oliver (who described himself as a Senior Ponzologist).....stating how Bernie Madoff has already lured his fellow-inmates into a new enterprise called "Handjob Derivatives" was also excellent.

I love it, when people get better and better at what they do, don't you?

The next up-and-coming great TV show is destined to be Jimmy Fallon's, who is very funny, very contemporary, and very original in his approach-----finally, after all those
I'm-gonna-bore-you-to-death-guys
that used to
(and still do)
inhabit late-night time-slots!
So I'm not naming names....you know?
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Read this explanation of why the "coup" is/was not a coup and why Hillary, Obama, and the OAS have misunderstood what occurred overthere, and why their reactions are
INCORRECT
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like a wiseman
telling me
not to judge
a city
by its sewers
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